Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Instant joy.

Instructions:

1. Place '1000X' by Man or Astro-man? in nearest audio player.
2. Proceed to song entitled 'Man Made of Co2'.
3. Turn up the volume.

1 comment:

Offbeat Frequency said...

Step 4:

Learn how to play it

Step 5:

Crank up your Fender Dual showman and set your reissue reverb tank to the 10's.

Step 6:

Take off all clothes down to your underwear and wrap your head in foil.

Step 7:

Plug in your wireless guitar jack to your Danelectro Mosrite copy.

Step 8:

Thrash around your house (in a robotic fashion) with windows open wide letting your new neighbors know of the extraterrestrial living next door.

Step 9:

Set fire to your theremin. And anything else for that matter, especially your TV.

I plan on implementing these steps very soon.